best pick up line ever, i just dont know how to feel its sooo bad
I got this in a text today and e and my friend just PISSED ourselves, lets call this person hermin
hermin - you owe me rent.
me - wtf what do i owe you rent for
hermin - for living in my heart
that’s better than the time p fry said he loved me soo much i should be part of his family… incest much
